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: #Laughs Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.

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: #Laughs Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer's Lingo:"COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors."JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" We have no time to train you."CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" We don't pay enough to expect that you

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: #Laughs |A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust? The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker.

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: #Laughs 121.

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: #Laughs Ok guys, own up...which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.Sociable Type Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one or not.Timid Type Cannot pee if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks

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: #Laughs Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?", said Jane.

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: #Laughs |Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven o'clock." She said, "But Father, I'm no longer a child!" He said, "I know, that's why I want you home by eleven."

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: #Laughs What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed

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: #Laughs Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don't get blowjobs while they're driving.

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: #Laughs Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.

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: #Laughs 'Father Christmas has two reindeer.

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: #Laughs What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."

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: #Laughs As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife.

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: #Laughs 25.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridie ! Bridie who ? Bridie light of the silvery moon !

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: #Laughs What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo.

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: #Laughs What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !

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: #Laughs A question for Bill Clinton:"What was Miss Lewinsky's most memorable feature?""She has the whitest teeth I've ever come across"

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: #Laughs Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.

: #Laughs Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer's Lingo:"COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors."JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" We have no time to train you."CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" We don't pay enough to expect that you

: #Laughs |A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust? The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker.

: #Laughs 121.

: #Laughs Ok guys, own up...which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.Sociable Type Joins pals for a pee whether he wants one or not.Timid Type Cannot pee if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks

: #Laughs Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?", said Jane.

: #Laughs |Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven o'clock." She said, "But Father, I'm no longer a child!" He said, "I know, that's why I want you home by eleven."

: #Laughs What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed

: #Laughs Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don't get blowjobs while they're driving.

: #Laughs Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.

: #Laughs 'Father Christmas has two reindeer.

: #Laughs What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."

: #Laughs As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife.

: #Laughs 25.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridie ! Bridie who ? Bridie light of the silvery moon !

: #Laughs What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo.

: #Laughs What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !

: #Laughs A question for Bill Clinton:"What was Miss Lewinsky's most memorable feature?""She has the whitest teeth I've ever come across"

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