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: #Laughs Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle of the ocean.

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: #Laughs Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny: I get up early.

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: #Laughs Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms."Certainly, sir" said the lady behind the counter, "shall I put them on your bill?""NO WAY!" replied Donald Duck, "What do you think I am, a Dickhead?!"

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: #Laughs A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman manages to bull his way into a woman's home in a rural area. "This machine is the best ever" he exclaims, whilst pouring a bag of dirt over the lounge floor. The woman says she's really worrie

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: #Laughs What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.

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: #Laughs If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is the dove, what is the bird of TRUE love?The Swallow.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cy ! Cy who ? Cy'n on the botton line !

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: #Laughs Q: What's one thing everybody sees in a blonde? A: A dick.

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: #Laughs A man was leaving church one day.

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: #Laughs How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb? Third as many as for a regular bulb.

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: #Laughs What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.

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: #Laughs |The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments.

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: #Laughs A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist.

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: #Laughs "Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait, someone else is using it."

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: #Laughs There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach, with a rope going down into the surf and a Chinaman frantically trying to climb up.While they were sitting there a Priest walks along, looks over and says, "God bless you

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: #Laughs Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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: #Laughs A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral.

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: #Laughs FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla? BERT: No, what happened? FRED: Well, I stood there, without a gun .

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: #Laughs How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two.

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: #Laughs Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle of the ocean.

: #Laughs Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny: I get up early.

: #Laughs Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms."Certainly, sir" said the lady behind the counter, "shall I put them on your bill?""NO WAY!" replied Donald Duck, "What do you think I am, a Dickhead?!"

: #Laughs A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman manages to bull his way into a woman's home in a rural area. "This machine is the best ever" he exclaims, whilst pouring a bag of dirt over the lounge floor. The woman says she's really worrie

: #Laughs What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.

: #Laughs If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is the dove, what is the bird of TRUE love?The Swallow.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cy ! Cy who ? Cy'n on the botton line !

: #Laughs Q: What's one thing everybody sees in a blonde? A: A dick.

: #Laughs A man was leaving church one day.

: #Laughs How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb? Third as many as for a regular bulb.

: #Laughs What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs |The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments.

: #Laughs A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist.

: #Laughs "Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait, someone else is using it."

: #Laughs There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach, with a rope going down into the surf and a Chinaman frantically trying to climb up.While they were sitting there a Priest walks along, looks over and says, "God bless you

: #Laughs Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

: #Laughs A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral.

: #Laughs FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla? BERT: No, what happened? FRED: Well, I stood there, without a gun .

: #Laughs How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two.

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