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: #Laughs The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the ultimate rejection?A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his car? A: Took him an hour to get his family out w/ a coat hanger.

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: #Laughs Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ? Pupil : Of course, I've had this cold in my head for two days !

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: #Laughs On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?"

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: #Laughs -How do you get down from an elephant?You don't.

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: #Laughs A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend."I put on stocking on one leg.

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: #Laughs Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.

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: #Laughs A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship.

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: #Laughs Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren'tprepared for the answer:In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called hisfirst witness to the stand - a grandmotherly, elderly woman.

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: #Laughs There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle.

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: #Laughs A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them.

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: #Laughs Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it's not really shit.Islam : If shit happens it is the will of AllahProtestantism : Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.Judaism : Why does this shi

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: #Laughs |Patient: My hair keeps falling out.

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: #Laughs Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.

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: #Laughs An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bingo ! Bingo who ? Bingo'ng to come and see you for ages !

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: #Laughs Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.

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: #Laughs The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace.

: #Laughs Q: What's the ultimate rejection?A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his car? A: Took him an hour to get his family out w/ a coat hanger.

: #Laughs Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ? Pupil : Of course, I've had this cold in my head for two days !

: #Laughs On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?"

: #Laughs -How do you get down from an elephant?You don't.

: #Laughs A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend."I put on stocking on one leg.

: #Laughs Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.

: #Laughs A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to a judgeship.

: #Laughs Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren'tprepared for the answer:In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called hisfirst witness to the stand - a grandmotherly, elderly woman.

: #Laughs There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle.

: #Laughs A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them.

: #Laughs Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it's not really shit.Islam : If shit happens it is the will of AllahProtestantism : Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.Judaism : Why does this shi

: #Laughs |Patient: My hair keeps falling out.

: #Laughs Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.

: #Laughs An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bingo ! Bingo who ? Bingo'ng to come and see you for ages !

: #Laughs Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.

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