Tag: Laughs

: #Laughs Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress yesterday, President Clinton announced US plans to deploy over 75,000 vowels to the war-torn region of Bosnia.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a bottle that contained a genie.Well he rubbed the bottle and the genie said, "I'll grant you one wish".So the mexican says - "ok, I wanna be white and I wanna be surrounded by a pu

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs "Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy--although My boss let me go-- Happily addicted to the Web.All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What does a bee do with it's stinger before he goes to bed???He put's it in his honey!!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash? A: She's the one on her bike.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Oh my God!!! What's that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it's just your head.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants to actually say the word breast.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for material for a documentary aboutthe way of life there.REPORTER: Hello there, excuse me, I'm from the BBC and I'm gathering material for a docume

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.

: #Laughs Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress yesterday, President Clinton announced US plans to deploy over 75,000 vowels to the war-torn region of Bosnia.

: #Laughs Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a bottle that contained a genie.Well he rubbed the bottle and the genie said, "I'll grant you one wish".So the mexican says - "ok, I wanna be white and I wanna be surrounded by a pu

: #Laughs What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

: #Laughs "Johnny, where's your homework?" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand.

: #Laughs Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools.

: #Laughs Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy--although My boss let me go-- Happily addicted to the Web.All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware

: #Laughs Mother: Did you make your bed today? Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.

: #Laughs What does a bee do with it's stinger before he goes to bed???He put's it in his honey!!

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!

: #Laughs One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session.

: #Laughs Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash? A: She's the one on her bike.

: #Laughs Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone !

: #Laughs Oh my God!!! What's that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it's just your head.

: #Laughs What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!

: #Laughs The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants to actually say the word breast.

: #Laughs A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for material for a documentary aboutthe way of life there.REPORTER: Hello there, excuse me, I'm from the BBC and I'm gathering material for a docume

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."

Previous Page Next Page

Back to top | Use Dark Theme