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: #Laughs What is the average number of times in a bachelor's life that his bed is made?Once, when it was still in the factory.

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: #Laughs "Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."

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: #Laughs Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way to the bathroom.She yelled, "Hurry up Tillie, get ready for our date!"Tillie didn't know anything about the date and said so.Millie explained that she'd met

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: #Laughs Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle...

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: #Laughs A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day.

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: #Laughs A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change."I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he announced.

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: #Laughs The little kid sat on the side of the road with a fishing line down the drain.

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: #Laughs Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St.

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: #Laughs One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

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: #Laughs The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with math word problems, if they could relate them to real life examples.

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: #Laughs |There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau.

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: #Laughs Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test.

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: #Laughs Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth." Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

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: #Laughs A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears!

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: #Laughs Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !

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: #Laughs Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his ass.

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: #Laughs Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist? He wanted to improve his bite.

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: #Laughs One day, Jimmy is walking home from school.

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: #Laughs What is the average number of times in a bachelor's life that his bed is made?Once, when it was still in the factory.

: #Laughs "Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."

: #Laughs Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way to the bathroom.She yelled, "Hurry up Tillie, get ready for our date!"Tillie didn't know anything about the date and said so.Millie explained that she'd met

: #Laughs Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle...

: #Laughs A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day.

: #Laughs A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change."I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he announced.

: #Laughs The little kid sat on the side of the road with a fishing line down the drain.

: #Laughs Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St.

: #Laughs One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

: #Laughs The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with math word problems, if they could relate them to real life examples.

: #Laughs |There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau.

: #Laughs Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test.

: #Laughs Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth." Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

: #Laughs A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears!

: #Laughs Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !

: #Laughs Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his ass.

: #Laughs Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist? He wanted to improve his bite.

: #Laughs One day, Jimmy is walking home from school.

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