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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!

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: #Laughs What gas do snails prefer? Shell.

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: #Laughs Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies.They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.

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: #Laughs |Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan.

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: #Laughs Here are some "actual" bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK! If you had sex with the PresidentClinton: We forgive you...Now Resign!Al Gore: One heartthrob from the PresidencyAdultery IS NOT a family valueDoes character m

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Venus de Milo Barbie ...made of rock; no head, no arms

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: #Laughs I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ? A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?"

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: #Laughs Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted to buy a pig.

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: #Laughs The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra.

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: #Laughs Very Short Books...1) Outdoor activities in Chernobyl2) Hot Scenic Real-estate opportunities on top of Mt St.

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: #Laughs It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up.Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table.He looks into his small bowl.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Avery ! Avery who ? Avery time I come to your house we go through this !

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: #Laughs Holton sat down in a Green Bay restaurant and said to the waitress, "Do you know whether the milk from this dairy is pasteurized?" "Sure is!" she answered.

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: #Laughs A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle.

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: #Laughs What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!

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: #Laughs One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed an extremely easy put.

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: #Laughs At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people refer to apenis in their countries.The wife of Tony Blair says in England peoplecall it a gentleman, because it stands up whenwomen are entering.The wife of Bori

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: #Laughs |What do rodents say when they play bingo?'Eyes down for a full mouse'!

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: #Laughs Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree ornaments, singing carols around the upright piano, sipping at their drinks and nibbling hors d'oeuvres.Festivity Level 2: Your guests are talking lo

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!

: #Laughs What gas do snails prefer? Shell.

: #Laughs Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies.They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.

: #Laughs |Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan.

: #Laughs Here are some "actual" bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK! If you had sex with the PresidentClinton: We forgive you...Now Resign!Al Gore: One heartthrob from the PresidencyAdultery IS NOT a family valueDoes character m

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Venus de Milo Barbie ...made of rock; no head, no arms

: #Laughs I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo.

: #Laughs Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ? A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?"

: #Laughs Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted to buy a pig.

: #Laughs The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra.

: #Laughs Very Short Books...1) Outdoor activities in Chernobyl2) Hot Scenic Real-estate opportunities on top of Mt St.

: #Laughs It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up.Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table.He looks into his small bowl.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Avery ! Avery who ? Avery time I come to your house we go through this !

: #Laughs Holton sat down in a Green Bay restaurant and said to the waitress, "Do you know whether the milk from this dairy is pasteurized?" "Sure is!" she answered.

: #Laughs A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle.

: #Laughs What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!

: #Laughs One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed an extremely easy put.

: #Laughs At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people refer to apenis in their countries.The wife of Tony Blair says in England peoplecall it a gentleman, because it stands up whenwomen are entering.The wife of Bori

: #Laughs |What do rodents say when they play bingo?'Eyes down for a full mouse'!

: #Laughs Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree ornaments, singing carols around the upright piano, sipping at their drinks and nibbling hors d'oeuvres.Festivity Level 2: Your guests are talking lo

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