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: #Laughs An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket.

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: #Laughs Why do men fart more than women?Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

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: #Laughs Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash.

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: #Laughs It is recounted that at King's College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the year's rounds by teaching "a singularly important principle of medicine."He asked a nurse to fetch him a sample of ur

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: #Laughs A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese detective,Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report anyactivities that might develop.

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: #Laughs Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous woman.

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: #Laughs Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks."The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks.""No.

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: #Laughs "I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job"--George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign"This is a great day for France!"--Richard Nixon, while attending Charles De Gaulle's funeral"Now, like, I'm President.

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: #Laughs What is the hottest part of a man's face? His sideburns.

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: #Laughs Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common? Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank? He was caught drinking on

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: #Laughs There were two people having sex in a car.

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: #Laughs A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said"Your wife's mind has completely gone!"To which the man replied "I'm not surprised.She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.

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: #Laughs What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser.

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: #Laughs Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

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: #Laughs |How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

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: #Laughs During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across the burning desert sands towards Israel, when the Arab commander, bouncing along in his jeep, spots an aged Israeli on top a distant sand dune.

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: #Laughs A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same hotel in the same room where they spent their wedding night.In honor of the occasion, she bought a 0.00 silk see-through negligee.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!

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: #Laughs An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket.

: #Laughs Why do men fart more than women?Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

: #Laughs Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash.

: #Laughs It is recounted that at King's College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the year's rounds by teaching "a singularly important principle of medicine."He asked a nurse to fetch him a sample of ur

: #Laughs A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese detective,Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report anyactivities that might develop.

: #Laughs Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it's time to learn how to swear.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous woman.

: #Laughs Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks."The other blonde looks and says "Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks.""No.

: #Laughs "I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job"--George Bush, during his first Presidential campaign"This is a great day for France!"--Richard Nixon, while attending Charles De Gaulle's funeral"Now, like, I'm President.

: #Laughs What is the hottest part of a man's face? His sideburns.

: #Laughs Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common? Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank? He was caught drinking on

: #Laughs There were two people having sex in a car.

: #Laughs A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said"Your wife's mind has completely gone!"To which the man replied "I'm not surprised.She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"

: #Laughs Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.

: #Laughs What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser.

: #Laughs Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

: #Laughs |How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

: #Laughs During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across the burning desert sands towards Israel, when the Arab commander, bouncing along in his jeep, spots an aged Israeli on top a distant sand dune.

: #Laughs A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same hotel in the same room where they spent their wedding night.In honor of the occasion, she bought a 0.00 silk see-through negligee.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!

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