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: #Laughs Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !

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: #Laughs What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman.

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: #Laughs What advice to cows give? Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

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: #Laughs Attempt to take the order-takers order.("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.Order confusing items, i.e.,"Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and asmall medium fries, please".When you arrive at the window to pick up y

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: #Laughs What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.

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: #Laughs Once, a gay man went to heaven.

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: #Laughs Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American driving habits, offers the following advice: The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is directly proportional to time spent on the road.

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: #Laughs Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian.

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: #Laughs The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class.

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: #Laughs Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ? Because she'd never be able to learn the language

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: #Laughs |Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks.

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: #Laughs A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two of our engines are on fire; we are flying through a heavy fog, and it has eliminated virtually all our visibility."The passengers were numb with fear,

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: #Laughs If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker.And a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper.What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?Answer: A slap

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: #Laughs The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons: - has to work hard; - has to work at great depths; - has to work upside down; - has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work; - has to work in a high hu

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: #Laughs "Waiter, waiter,there's a hand in my soup." "That's not your soup, sir, that's your finger bowl."

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: #Laughs How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!

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: #Laughs Why did the vampire take up acting? It was in his blood.

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: #Laughs A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over and said, "That was nice but tell me, what did my pussy look like before you rooted it?"The husband replied "Like a beautiful rose with drops of dew on it.""That's nic

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: #Laughs Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !

: #Laughs What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman.

: #Laughs What advice to cows give? Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

: #Laughs What Mrs.

: #Laughs Attempt to take the order-takers order.("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.Order confusing items, i.e.,"Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and asmall medium fries, please".When you arrive at the window to pick up y

: #Laughs What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.

: #Laughs Once, a gay man went to heaven.

: #Laughs Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American driving habits, offers the following advice: The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is directly proportional to time spent on the road.

: #Laughs Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian.

: #Laughs The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class.

: #Laughs Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ? Because she'd never be able to learn the language

: #Laughs |Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks.

: #Laughs A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two of our engines are on fire; we are flying through a heavy fog, and it has eliminated virtually all our visibility."The passengers were numb with fear,

: #Laughs If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker.And a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper.What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?Answer: A slap

: #Laughs The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons: - has to work hard; - has to work at great depths; - has to work upside down; - has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work; - has to work in a high hu

: #Laughs "Waiter, waiter,there's a hand in my soup." "That's not your soup, sir, that's your finger bowl."

: #Laughs How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!

: #Laughs Why did the vampire take up acting? It was in his blood.

: #Laughs A St.

: #Laughs A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over and said, "That was nice but tell me, what did my pussy look like before you rooted it?"The husband replied "Like a beautiful rose with drops of dew on it.""That's nic

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