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: #Laughs This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would hear his confession.

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.

: #Laughs On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, "And get me a whisky, you cow!"The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot

: #Laughs Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand.

: #Laughs "Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times," the judge said.

: #Laughs |BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer."

: #Laughs President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience in Cuba, and he began, "They accuse me of intervening in Angola..." and a man going through the audience called out, "Peanuts! Popcorn!"Castro went on:

: #Laughs What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard? It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

: #Laughs A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone.

: #Laughs |Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see a flying pig?'I see bacon's going up'!Who tells chicken jokes?Comedihens!What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes?A swine gut!Why did the chicken cross the r
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