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: #Laughs What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her twice!!!!

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: #Laughs |OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they're just not the typeOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte itOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just decompileOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just get bugged with

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: #Laughs Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1.

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: #Laughs What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.

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: #Laughs What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !

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: #Laughs At the first session of a conversion class the minister conducting the class asked, "What must we do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?" After a long silence, one of the men in attendance raised his hand and said: "Sin?"

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: #Laughs A man moves into a nudist colony.

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: #Laughs Q: What has dual airbags and has lots of room? A: The White House.

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: #Laughs A man walks into an auto parts store and says "I'd like a rear view mirror for my Yugo." The man behind the counter thinks about this for a while, then says "Yup, seems like a fair trade to me."

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: #Laughs Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the Chicken's ass!

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: #Laughs The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!

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: #Laughs A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has an incredible set of jugs.He says, "Give me two pickets to Titsburgh...umm...I mean, two tickets to Pittsburgh".

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: #Laughs |Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat, would allow you to celebrate the season with a device attached conveniently to your belt.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

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: #Laughs Nothing's Ever Right by Mona Lott

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: #Laughs A salesman who was out on his territory had a heart attack in his motel room and died.

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: #Laughs A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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: #Laughs Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday.

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: #Laughs 486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford.

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: #Laughs What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her twice!!!!

: #Laughs |OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they're just not the typeOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte itOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just decompileOLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just get bugged with

: #Laughs Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1.

: #Laughs What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.

: #Laughs What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !

: #Laughs At the first session of a conversion class the minister conducting the class asked, "What must we do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?" After a long silence, one of the men in attendance raised his hand and said: "Sin?"

: #Laughs A man moves into a nudist colony.

: #Laughs Q: What has dual airbags and has lots of room? A: The White House.

: #Laughs A man walks into an auto parts store and says "I'd like a rear view mirror for my Yugo." The man behind the counter thinks about this for a while, then says "Yup, seems like a fair trade to me."

: #Laughs Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the Chicken's ass!

: #Laughs The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side.

: #Laughs Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!

: #Laughs A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has an incredible set of jugs.He says, "Give me two pickets to Titsburgh...umm...I mean, two tickets to Pittsburgh".

: #Laughs |Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat, would allow you to celebrate the season with a device attached conveniently to your belt.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

: #Laughs Nothing's Ever Right by Mona Lott

: #Laughs A salesman who was out on his territory had a heart attack in his motel room and died.

: #Laughs A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

: #Laughs Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday.

: #Laughs 486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't afford.

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