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: #Laughs Police Chief: Why did you ticket the computer? Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

: #Laughs Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly.

: #Laughs |(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story fall, precipitated by his attempt to spit farther than his buddy.

: #Laughs |The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is like "two skeletons making love on a tin roof".

: #Laughs How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is wet and theres white out on the screen!

: #Laughs The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?"The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do...

: #Laughs The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name: ________________________________________(20 point bonus if spelled correctly).1.

: #Laughs Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, "God can you put someone else on this planet with me? It's kind of lonely here?" So God said, "I will put on earth a woman, " "'What is this ?woman??" asked Adam.

: #Laughs But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather.

: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet? A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

: #Laughs A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack. The younger guy says to the old man, "Watcha got in the sack?" The old man responds, "I got some monkeys in that there sack.
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