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: #Laughs Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

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: #Laughs Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal FriendsHow many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?I'm an imbecile and I voteMoney Isn't Everything...

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling down.

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: #Laughs |The animals were bored.

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: #Laughs Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools.

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: #Laughs Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.

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: #Laughs |There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes 12.There are 12 inches in a ruler.Queen Elizabeth is a ruler.The Queen Elizabeth was a ship.Ships sail in the sea.The sea has fish.Fish have fins.The Finns are always fight

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: #Laughs On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after another. "Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about," said the city slicker, "but if yo

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: #Laughs Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? They never want to log off.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the difference between boys and girls," and would his mother,"please sit down and have a talk with Johnny

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: #Laughs A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down.

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: #Laughs |Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping trip to Paris when the captains voice came over the loudspeaker.

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: #Laughs Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make motions as if he would like to speak.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the purrfect cat for me!

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: #Laughs Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it. Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail !

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: #Laughs A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City.

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: #Laughs Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ? To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

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: #Laughs |INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bjork ! Bjork who ? Bjork in the USSR !

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: #Laughs Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.

: #Laughs Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal FriendsHow many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?I'm an imbecile and I voteMoney Isn't Everything...

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling down.

: #Laughs |The animals were bored.

: #Laughs Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools.

: #Laughs Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.

: #Laughs |There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes 12.There are 12 inches in a ruler.Queen Elizabeth is a ruler.The Queen Elizabeth was a ship.Ships sail in the sea.The sea has fish.Fish have fins.The Finns are always fight

: #Laughs On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after another. "Maybe I don't know what I'm talking about," said the city slicker, "but if yo

: #Laughs Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? They never want to log off.

: #Laughs Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the difference between boys and girls," and would his mother,"please sit down and have a talk with Johnny

: #Laughs A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down.

: #Laughs |Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping trip to Paris when the captains voice came over the loudspeaker.

: #Laughs Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make motions as if he would like to speak.

: #Laughs Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat? - A: You're the purrfect cat for me!

: #Laughs Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it. Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail !

: #Laughs A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City.

: #Laughs Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ? To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

: #Laughs |INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bjork ! Bjork who ? Bjork in the USSR !

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