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: #Laughs What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.

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: #Laughs QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Can you count to 10? Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Teacher: Now go on from there. Fred: Jack, Queen, King.

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: #Laughs A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti- hunter, purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon.

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: #Laughs Student l: "Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?" Student 2: "They are?" Student 1: "Sure.

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: #Laughs A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you." The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy? If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour, it'll probably stop whining.

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: #Laughs Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers.

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: #Laughs Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient: What pills?

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: #Laughs |A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW."Officer, look what the

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: #Laughs A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away.

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: #Laughs When is a dog most impolite? When he points.

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: #Laughs An old lady walked in to the post office to buy stamps and as she was short-sighted the clerk offered to stick the stamps on for her.

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: #Laughs When should you care for a man's company?When he owns it.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ? Beef fair now !

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: #Laughs |Picard "Mr.

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: #Laughs A drunk walked into a bar crying.

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: #Laughs One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last.

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: #Laughs What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

: #Laughs Teacher: Can you count to 10? Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Teacher: Now go on from there. Fred: Jack, Queen, King.

: #Laughs A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti- hunter, purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon.

: #Laughs Student l: "Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?" Student 2: "They are?" Student 1: "Sure.

: #Laughs A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you." The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you

: #Laughs What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy? If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour, it'll probably stop whining.

: #Laughs Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers.

: #Laughs Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient: What pills?

: #Laughs |A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW."Officer, look what the

: #Laughs A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away.

: #Laughs When is a dog most impolite? When he points.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs An old lady walked in to the post office to buy stamps and as she was short-sighted the clerk offered to stick the stamps on for her.

: #Laughs When should you care for a man's company?When he owns it.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ? Beef fair now !

: #Laughs |Picard "Mr.

: #Laughs A drunk walked into a bar crying.

: #Laughs One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last.

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