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: #Laughs |What's a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!

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: #Laughs One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.

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: #Laughs A woman was having a medical problem - her husband snoring.So she called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her "suffering.""Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure your husband, bu

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: #Laughs Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle of oil.

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: #Laughs Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.

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: #Laughs An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks -"What's your problem, Soldier?""Chronic syphilis, Sir!""What treatment are you getting?""Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!""What's your ambition?""To get back t

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: #Laughs Question: What do elephants use for tampoons? Answer: Sheep.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start ? Well first I created the sun, then the earth

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: #Laughs What do piggys take when they are sick? Pigicillin!

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: #Laughs How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.

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: #Laughs ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.

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: #Laughs A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat."Are you crazy" yelled the customer, "sticking your thumb in my steak?!""What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

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: #Laughs I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message.

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: #Laughs My barber is a specialist in road map shaves.

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: #Laughs A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the desk.

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: #Laughs ZipperGate Update...In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has apparently headed off possible perjury charges by offering afull throated confession to Kenneth Starr.

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: #Laughs A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with a neighbor.

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: #Laughs Seen in my local paper's "readers sales" section.

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: #Laughs Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!

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: #Laughs A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes."Hello, hello, hello!" he screamed at them."Aren't you talking to me?" his missus snapped.

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: #Laughs |What's a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!

: #Laughs One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt.

: #Laughs A woman was having a medical problem - her husband snoring.So she called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her "suffering.""Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure your husband, bu

: #Laughs Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle of oil.

: #Laughs Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.

: #Laughs An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks -"What's your problem, Soldier?""Chronic syphilis, Sir!""What treatment are you getting?""Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!""What's your ambition?""To get back t

: #Laughs Question: What do elephants use for tampoons? Answer: Sheep.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start ? Well first I created the sun, then the earth

: #Laughs What do piggys take when they are sick? Pigicillin!

: #Laughs How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.

: #Laughs ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.

: #Laughs A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat."Are you crazy" yelled the customer, "sticking your thumb in my steak?!""What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

: #Laughs I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, you'll get a satanic message.

: #Laughs My barber is a specialist in road map shaves.

: #Laughs A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the desk.

: #Laughs ZipperGate Update...In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has apparently headed off possible perjury charges by offering afull throated confession to Kenneth Starr.

: #Laughs A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with a neighbor.

: #Laughs Seen in my local paper's "readers sales" section.

: #Laughs Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!

: #Laughs A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes."Hello, hello, hello!" he screamed at them."Aren't you talking to me?" his missus snapped.

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