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: #Laughs Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1.

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: #Laughs |Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights. And how long have you had this complaint? Who wants to know?

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: #Laughs The traffic light wasn't working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so the blonde stood with a large crowd of people waiting to cross, while a cop directed traffic.

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: #Laughs What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos

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: #Laughs Boy: Grandma, do you know how to croak.

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: #Laughs John & Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police.

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: #Laughs An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft.

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: #Laughs Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by Robbie

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: #Laughs What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy Jappy, with a crap happy pappy.

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: #Laughs The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door.

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: #Laughs A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster.

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: #Laughs This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:----------------------------------------------------------------Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative WritingProf Miller In-class Assignment for WednesdayToday we w

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: #Laughs Redneck Driver's License Application...Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bo

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: #Laughs An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."

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: #Laughs What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play !

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: #Laughs A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?Someone who knocks on your door for no reason whatsoever.If God is dead, then what are they giving out at communion?

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: #Laughs A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.

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: #Laughs Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1.

: #Laughs |Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights. And how long have you had this complaint? Who wants to know?

: #Laughs The traffic light wasn't working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so the blonde stood with a large crowd of people waiting to cross, while a cop directed traffic.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos

: #Laughs Boy: Grandma, do you know how to croak.

: #Laughs John & Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police.

: #Laughs An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft.

: #Laughs Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by Robbie

: #Laughs What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy Jappy, with a crap happy pappy.

: #Laughs The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door.

: #Laughs A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster.

: #Laughs This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:----------------------------------------------------------------Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative WritingProf Miller In-class Assignment for WednesdayToday we w

: #Laughs Redneck Driver's License Application...Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bo

: #Laughs An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."

: #Laughs What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ? Fowl play !

: #Laughs A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?Someone who knocks on your door for no reason whatsoever.If God is dead, then what are they giving out at communion?

: #Laughs A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.

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