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: #Laughs Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !

: #Laughs An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new surgical procedure done where they stretch the skin and pull all the wrinkles up onto the top of the scalp making you appear years younger.On his way out of the hospital, he met an old fri

: #Laughs Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday.

: #Laughs Two men were knocking in nails to the sides of a house, one of them kept throwing them away. "Why do you keep throwing nails away" said the other. "Because they have the point at the wrong end", he replied "You fool, we could use those

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banzai Barbie ...a small tree cut into a shape that vaguely resembles Barbie

: #Laughs |'Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my lips.

: #Laughs DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can.

: #Laughs Ned: What does your Dad sell ? Ed: Salt. Ned: Well, my dad is a salt seller, too. Ed: Shake.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

: #Laughs A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts!"The wife sighs and gets him a beer.Ten minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it
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