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: #Laughs Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

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: #Laughs What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags.

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: #Laughs Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what ? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum: But I've got a nice teapot. Helen: No you haven't.

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: #Laughs Seaside Treats by Rhoda Donkey

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: #Laughs A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business trip.

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: #Laughs The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's LifeThe Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" The Hairdresser - who asks he

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: #Laughs Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart.

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: #Laughs |Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear?"It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer.The question is, while watching the movie, for whom do you root?

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: #Laughs Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

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: #Laughs What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!

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: #Laughs As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint.

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: #Laughs What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits.

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: #Laughs How are you getting on with the Internet? Surf far, so good.

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: #Laughs The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use a word in a sentence.

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: #Laughs A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

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: #Laughs |What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?Your spinning me a yarn here!

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: #Laughs Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?

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: #Laughs Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.

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: #Laughs Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

: #Laughs What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.

: #Laughs Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags.

: #Laughs Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what ? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum: But I've got a nice teapot. Helen: No you haven't.

: #Laughs Seaside Treats by Rhoda Donkey

: #Laughs A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business trip.

: #Laughs The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's LifeThe Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" The Hairdresser - who asks he

: #Laughs Democrats do much of their shopping at Target and Wal-Mart.

: #Laughs |Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear?"It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer.The question is, while watching the movie, for whom do you root?

: #Laughs Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

: #Laughs What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!

: #Laughs As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint.

: #Laughs What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits.

: #Laughs How are you getting on with the Internet? Surf far, so good.

: #Laughs The teacher says, "Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use a word in a sentence.

: #Laughs A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

: #Laughs |What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?Your spinning me a yarn here!

: #Laughs Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?

: #Laughs Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.

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