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: #Laughs What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

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: #Laughs What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the stupid wizard? He couldn't remember if he used to be forgetful.

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: #Laughs Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.

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: #Laughs Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should do for his first task.

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: #Laughs What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make, 'cause with a snowwoman you have to hollow out the head and pack all that extra snow into balls to make her breasts!

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: #Laughs Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I don't know, Sir.

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: #Laughs A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter."I would like a loan of ?30,000 please." he asks the clerk, whose name is Patrick Whack.

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: #Laughs A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during the past 5 years he has been unable to obtain an erection.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bea ! Bea who ? Beacause I'm worth it !

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: #Laughs Since you've discovered the Internet, you don't pay any attention to me! Who said that?

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? A: The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.

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: #Laughs The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties.

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: #Laughs Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q: Did you know that Helen Keller had a doll house in the backyard?A: Neither did she.Q: Why could Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand?A: She needed the other hand to moan.

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: #Laughs |Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!Q: Why are cars longer in the evening than they are in the morning?A: Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!Q:

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: #Laughs Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

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: #Laughs |You know you have been on the computer too long when...When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn

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: #Laughs THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this year!It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform!Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found outfrom you that it's good for removin

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: #Laughs Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.

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: #Laughs What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

: #Laughs What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the stupid wizard? He couldn't remember if he used to be forgetful.

: #Laughs Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.

: #Laughs Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young zoo keeper asked the Head keeper what he should do for his first task.

: #Laughs What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make, 'cause with a snowwoman you have to hollow out the head and pack all that extra snow into balls to make her breasts!

: #Laughs Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I don't know, Sir.

: #Laughs A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter."I would like a loan of ?30,000 please." he asks the clerk, whose name is Patrick Whack.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during the past 5 years he has been unable to obtain an erection.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bea ! Bea who ? Beacause I'm worth it !

: #Laughs Since you've discovered the Internet, you don't pay any attention to me! Who said that?

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? A: The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.

: #Laughs The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties.

: #Laughs Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q: Did you know that Helen Keller had a doll house in the backyard?A: Neither did she.Q: Why could Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand?A: She needed the other hand to moan.

: #Laughs |Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!Q: Why are cars longer in the evening than they are in the morning?A: Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!Q:

: #Laughs Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

: #Laughs |You know you have been on the computer too long when...When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn

: #Laughs THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this year!It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform!Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found outfrom you that it's good for removin

: #Laughs Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.

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