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: #Laughs Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

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: #Laughs At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?" "Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?" "Well, for f

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: #Laughs Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.

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: #Laughs Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow.

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: #Laughs Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in bedbeside her.She said "I must have been tight last night"The Elephant said "You were the first time but second time was'nt so bad"Sent by lcg

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: #Laughs A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

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: #Laughs What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!

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: #Laughs Two blondes are walking down the street.

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: #Laughs A lady on an airliner was reading her bible.

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: #Laughs Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving Viagra coverage, what are they going to use? A growth chart?I dropped a Viagr

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: #Laughs Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC's.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher: Where's the P?Student: Its running down my leg!

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: #Laughs Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants.

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: #Laughs The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time.

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: #Laughs Why do raindrops like lightning at night? -So they can see where they are going

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: #Laughs A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who's in room24."Nobody" comes the reply."Good" says the man, "I must have escaped!"

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: #Laughs Why can't Santa have children? He only comes once a year.

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: #Laughs Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and splat!...

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: #Laughs What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?

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: #Laughs A man goes to a doctor and says:"Doctor, it's embarassing, but every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.""Gee, what are you taking for it?""Snuff."

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: #Laughs Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

: #Laughs At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?" "Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?" "Well, for f

: #Laughs Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing.

: #Laughs Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow.

: #Laughs Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in bedbeside her.She said "I must have been tight last night"The Elephant said "You were the first time but second time was'nt so bad"Sent by lcg

: #Laughs A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

: #Laughs What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!

: #Laughs Two blondes are walking down the street.

: #Laughs A lady on an airliner was reading her bible.

: #Laughs Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving Viagra coverage, what are they going to use? A growth chart?I dropped a Viagr

: #Laughs Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC's.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher: Where's the P?Student: Its running down my leg!

: #Laughs Why is a dog so warm in Summer? He wears a coat and pants.

: #Laughs The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time.

: #Laughs Why do raindrops like lightning at night? -So they can see where they are going

: #Laughs A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who's in room24."Nobody" comes the reply."Good" says the man, "I must have escaped!"

: #Laughs Why can't Santa have children? He only comes once a year.

: #Laughs Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and splat!...

: #Laughs What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?

: #Laughs A man goes to a doctor and says:"Doctor, it's embarassing, but every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.""Gee, what are you taking for it?""Snuff."

: #Laughs Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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