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: #Laughs Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines.

: #Laughs The EPA is conducting a 0,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hunchback Barbie ...pull the string and she cries, "Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"

: #Laughs Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ? Boy monster: Yes - it's green and wrinkly !

: #Laughs All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with a special mutated gene that enables them to know which buttons to push on electronic gadgets.

: #Laughs "Things are more like they are now than they have ever been." --President Gerald Ford "My fellow astronauts..."--Vice-President Dan Quayle, beginning a speech at an Apollo 11 anniversary celebration.

: #Laughs Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation.

: #Laughs A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

: #Laughs USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to changea lightbulb?A1.
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