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: #Laughs Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.

: #Laughs Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) 'Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: 'Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown'.

: #Laughs |Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the enormity of everything.

: #Laughs Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration - that the pastor acknowledge receipt of the gift in the church paper.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog. How long have you felt like this? Ever since I was a puppy!

: #Laughs New scientific theories2nd RunnerUp- The 'Why Yawning Is Contagious' Theory: You yawnto equalize the pressure on your eardrums.

: #Laughs Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747's.They got it off the plane, out the gate and were having a good time fishing on the Stilliquamish.

: #Laughs Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket? Policeman: It was a moving violation.

: #Laughs |An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood in front of them.He then asked, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?"Nobody answered him.He then asked again, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?"Again nobody answered.The old Indian

: #Laughs The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.

: #Laughs |These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say..."IT'S A GUY THING"Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of maki
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