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: #Laughs How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she lies down and plays dead.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: He doesn't! He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for

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: #Laughs Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level.

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: #Laughs Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating.

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: #Laughs Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but they think she may be theyoungest woman to have ever held the Presidency.

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: #Laughs |A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.

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: #Laughs Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.

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: #Laughs The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

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: #Laughs What part of a football ground is never the same ? The changing rooms !

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: #Laughs |Reasons why it's great to be a guyPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

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: #Laughs 141.

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: #Laughs The teacher was furious with her son.

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: #Laughs Two cannibals were having lunch.

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: #Laughs If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is the dove, what is the bird of TRUE love?The Swallow.

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: #Laughs The Top Old Fart Games:10.

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: #Laughs A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife.

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: #Laughs |There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing.

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: #Laughs Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert. "There's not much room on this page," he said.

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: #Laughs How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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: #Laughs How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she lies down and plays dead.

: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: He doesn't! He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for

: #Laughs Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level.

: #Laughs Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating.

: #Laughs Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but they think she may be theyoungest woman to have ever held the Presidency.

: #Laughs |A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.

: #Laughs Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.

: #Laughs The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

: #Laughs What part of a football ground is never the same ? The changing rooms !

: #Laughs |Reasons why it's great to be a guyPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

: #Laughs 141.

: #Laughs The teacher was furious with her son.

: #Laughs Two cannibals were having lunch.

: #Laughs If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is the dove, what is the bird of TRUE love?The Swallow.

: #Laughs The Top Old Fart Games:10.

: #Laughs A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife.

: #Laughs |There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing.

: #Laughs Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert. "There's not much room on this page," he said.

: #Laughs How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

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