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: #Laughs Waiter, there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!

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: #Laughs Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk.

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: #Laughs A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical island.

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: #Laughs On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.

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: #Laughs New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow desperate.

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: #Laughs |The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the clerk labored to get the new cash register to cooperate.At one point she wailed "Oh no, NOW what do I do ? It just rang up sixty-four thousand, five hundered seventy fou

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: #Laughs WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent by C?M

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: #Laughs |What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!

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: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

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: #Laughs |Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard.

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: #Laughs Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer.

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: #Laughs The Perfect Woman would say: 1.

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: #Laughs Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

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: #Laughs How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American commit suicide? He tells this joke to a Russian.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra.

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: #Laughs Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

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: #Laughs |The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache.

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: #Laughs You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.

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: #Laughs Fred: I'm sure I'm right.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!

: #Laughs Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk.

: #Laughs A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical island.

: #Laughs On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration.

: #Laughs New University Promos It was clear that one day the Ivy League would grow desperate.

: #Laughs |The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the clerk labored to get the new cash register to cooperate.At one point she wailed "Oh no, NOW what do I do ? It just rang up sixty-four thousand, five hundered seventy fou

: #Laughs WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent by C?M

: #Laughs |What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!

: #Laughs Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

: #Laughs |Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard.

: #Laughs Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer.

: #Laughs The Perfect Woman would say: 1.

: #Laughs Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

: #Laughs How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American commit suicide? He tells this joke to a Russian.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell? Addercadabra and abradacobra.

: #Laughs Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

: #Laughs |The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache.

: #Laughs You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.

: #Laughs Fred: I'm sure I'm right.

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