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: #Laughs What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him, naturally.

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: #Laughs A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he doesn't hear anything, so the priest knocks on the wall.The drunk says, "Forget it, buddy, there's no paper in this one, either!"

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: #Laughs MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX1.

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: #Laughs First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ? They got jellygated !

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: #Laughs |MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St.

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: #Laughs Frank Sinatra, "Old Blue Eyes," has died.Frank will now be known as "Old Closed Eyes."

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: #Laughs A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this woman and all hisprofessionalism went out the window.

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: #Laughs |An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident.

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: #Laughs What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !

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: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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: #Laughs |A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops.

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: #Laughs A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls Royce gets a puncture.The car slowly stopped, and the chauffeur got out.

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: #Laughs A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

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: #Laughs |These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded, "Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye."New Orleans S

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: #Laughs Have you heard the one about the homosexual who wanted to enlarge the circle of his friends?

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: #Laughs |Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician.

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: #Laughs What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him, naturally.

: #Laughs A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he doesn't hear anything, so the priest knocks on the wall.The drunk says, "Forget it, buddy, there's no paper in this one, either!"

: #Laughs MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX1.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?

: #Laughs Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ? They got jellygated !

: #Laughs |MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St.

: #Laughs Frank Sinatra, "Old Blue Eyes," has died.Frank will now be known as "Old Closed Eyes."

: #Laughs A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this woman and all hisprofessionalism went out the window.

: #Laughs |An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident.

: #Laughs What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !

: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

: #Laughs |A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops.

: #Laughs A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls Royce gets a puncture.The car slowly stopped, and the chauffeur got out.

: #Laughs A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind.

: #Laughs Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

: #Laughs |These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded, "Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye."New Orleans S

: #Laughs Have you heard the one about the homosexual who wanted to enlarge the circle of his friends?

: #Laughs |Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician.

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