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: #Laughs "Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer."Keyboard" ---- Place to hang your truck keys."Window" ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns."Floppy" ------ When you run out of P

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: #Laughs Ring Ring...Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up the phone?

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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: #Laughs |Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change yet.

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: #Laughs A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't Polish people kill frogs? A: Because it's their national bird.

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: #Laughs has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.

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: #Laughs An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate.

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: #Laughs A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment."Mrs Smith, do you think it is right that a seventeen year old boy spendsthree hours every night in your apartment?"Mrs Smith replied.

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: #Laughs Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck.

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: #Laughs A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.

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: #Laughs Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

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: #Laughs A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle.

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: #Laughs Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No.

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: #Laughs Why do dinosaurs climb trees? There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

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: #Laughs Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?

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: #Laughs |At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of private lessons at the local health club.

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: #Laughs A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff.

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: #Laughs What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?Toes Go In FirstThree blondes were driving to Disneyland.

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: #Laughs "Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer."Keyboard" ---- Place to hang your truck keys."Window" ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns."Floppy" ------ When you run out of P

: #Laughs Ring Ring...Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up the phone?

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

: #Laughs |Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change yet.

: #Laughs A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't Polish people kill frogs? A: Because it's their national bird.

: #Laughs has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.

: #Laughs An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate.

: #Laughs A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment."Mrs Smith, do you think it is right that a seventeen year old boy spendsthree hours every night in your apartment?"Mrs Smith replied.

: #Laughs Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck.

: #Laughs A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.

: #Laughs Mrs.

: #Laughs Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

: #Laughs A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle.

: #Laughs Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No.

: #Laughs Why do dinosaurs climb trees? There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

: #Laughs Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?

: #Laughs |At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of private lessons at the local health club.

: #Laughs A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff.

: #Laughs What do you call an eternity?Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?Toes Go In FirstThree blondes were driving to Disneyland.

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