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: #Laughs |The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool." "Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board!?!?

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: #Laughs What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.

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: #Laughs Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !

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: #Laughs What hired killer never goes to jail? The exterminator.

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: #Laughs Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn't like Chinese food.

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: #Laughs Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said"I think it taste like cherry pie".Theother guy said "I think it taste like shit".Thenthe first guy said "you are supposed to turn her over".Sent by Don Chamberlin

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: #Laughs You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

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: #Laughs How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive"?Olive ?Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and callhim names"

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: #Laughs Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is .

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: #Laughs "I've never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot.

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: #Laughs A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got todo something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!" "I wouldn't worry too much about it," the doctor replies."Lots of people have harmless delusions.

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: #Laughs What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.

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: #Laughs Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame time.

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: #Laughs Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, "I'm going to invent a game." The second man asks, "What do you have to do?" The first man says, "You have to get a ball in a hole."The second man asks, "So it's like billiards?"The fir

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: #Laughs FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night.

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: #Laughs A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye.

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: #Laughs There's this couple and they've been dating for quite some time.

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: #Laughs Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ? Cats can't drive !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Buggy ! Buggy who ? Buggy Jean is not my lover !

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: #Laughs ''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde.

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: #Laughs |The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool." "Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board!?!?

: #Laughs What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.

: #Laughs Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !

: #Laughs What hired killer never goes to jail? The exterminator.

: #Laughs Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn't like Chinese food.

: #Laughs Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said"I think it taste like cherry pie".Theother guy said "I think it taste like shit".Thenthe first guy said "you are supposed to turn her over".Sent by Don Chamberlin

: #Laughs You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

: #Laughs How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive"?Olive ?Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and callhim names"

: #Laughs Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is .

: #Laughs "I've never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot.

: #Laughs A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got todo something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!" "I wouldn't worry too much about it," the doctor replies."Lots of people have harmless delusions.

: #Laughs What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.

: #Laughs Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame time.

: #Laughs Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, "I'm going to invent a game." The second man asks, "What do you have to do?" The first man says, "You have to get a ball in a hole."The second man asks, "So it's like billiards?"The fir

: #Laughs FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night.

: #Laughs A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye.

: #Laughs There's this couple and they've been dating for quite some time.

: #Laughs Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ? Cats can't drive !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Buggy ! Buggy who ? Buggy Jean is not my lover !

: #Laughs ''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde.

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