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: #Laughs What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in the oval office!

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: #Laughs Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert.

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: #Laughs If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have ? Someone else's coat.

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: #Laughs |User(To the tune of Beck's "Loser")In the day of sysop nerds I was a flunkieJolt in my brains and body feeling chunkyWith the plastic mouse balls spray paint the CommodoreSystem install with the hard drive on the floorKill the process and put it

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: #Laughs How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers.

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: #Laughs An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on a rock.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse....you go between periods and you are expected to come.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded 0,000 and a parachute.

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: #Laughs |Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9.

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: #Laughs Temperatures60 degrees - Californians put their sweaters on.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.

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: #Laughs What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!

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: #Laughs What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.

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: #Laughs Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman walked by.

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: #Laughs "Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice.

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: #Laughs One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, "I'll give to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.Patrick."The teacher said, "Sorry Sean, th

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: #Laughs What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !

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: #Laughs If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one.

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: #Laughs |What's the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T.

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: #Laughs It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by young scholars around the world...In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so He took the Sabbath off.

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: #Laughs What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in the oval office!

: #Laughs Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert.

: #Laughs If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have ? Someone else's coat.

: #Laughs |User(To the tune of Beck's "Loser")In the day of sysop nerds I was a flunkieJolt in my brains and body feeling chunkyWith the plastic mouse balls spray paint the CommodoreSystem install with the hard drive on the floorKill the process and put it

: #Laughs How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers.

: #Laughs An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on a rock.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse....you go between periods and you are expected to come.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde who hijacked a submarine? A: She demanded 0,000 and a parachute.

: #Laughs |Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9.

: #Laughs Temperatures60 degrees - Californians put their sweaters on.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.

: #Laughs What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!

: #Laughs What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.

: #Laughs Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman walked by.

: #Laughs "Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice.

: #Laughs One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, "I'll give to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.Patrick."The teacher said, "Sorry Sean, th

: #Laughs What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !

: #Laughs If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one.

: #Laughs |What's the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T.

: #Laughs It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by young scholars around the world...In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so He took the Sabbath off.

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