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: #Laughs What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.

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: #Laughs One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down the street, followed by another hearse, followed by aman walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200men walking in single file.Intrigued, Dave went up to

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: #Laughs The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

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: #Laughs Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.

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: #Laughs Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential primary election."I'm not voting for any of the candidates," the first man said.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?A: Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.

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: #Laughs If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it followthat electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,models deposed and dry cleaners depressed? Laundry workers could decrease,eventually becoming depressed and

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: #Laughs A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bronte ! Bronte who ? Bronte of the blow !

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: #Laughs On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anyone caught break

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: #Laughs Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity.

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: #Laughs A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.

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: #Laughs What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring, herring...herring, herring...herring, herring.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low? A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

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: #Laughs What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !

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: #Laughs "The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even triple.

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: #Laughs How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine.

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: #Laughs How many cops does it take to change light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him. Only one, but he has to see an officer do it first. Three, one to do it, one to direct traffic and one to say "Show's over, nothing l

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: #Laughs What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.

: #Laughs One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down the street, followed by another hearse, followed by aman walking solemnly along, followed by a dog, and then about 200men walking in single file.Intrigued, Dave went up to

: #Laughs The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

: #Laughs Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.

: #Laughs Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential primary election."I'm not voting for any of the candidates," the first man said.

: #Laughs Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?A: Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.

: #Laughs If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it followthat electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,models deposed and dry cleaners depressed? Laundry workers could decrease,eventually becoming depressed and

: #Laughs A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bronte ! Bronte who ? Bronte of the blow !

: #Laughs On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anyone caught break

: #Laughs Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity.

: #Laughs A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.

: #Laughs What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring, herring...herring, herring...herring, herring.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low? A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

: #Laughs What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !

: #Laughs "The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even triple.

: #Laughs How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine.

: #Laughs How many cops does it take to change light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him. Only one, but he has to see an officer do it first. Three, one to do it, one to direct traffic and one to say "Show's over, nothing l

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