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: #Laughs "Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

: #Laughs |A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size shoes to buy.

: #Laughs A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks, he suggested that they might have another try at marriage.

: #Laughs A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment."Mrs Smith, do you think it is right that a seventeen year old boy spendsthree hours every night in your apartment?"Mrs Smith replied.

: #Laughs During an army basic training, the lieutenant took the batch on a match and asked each of them where home was.

: #Laughs Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service!What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off you when you die !What's the

: #Laughs Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's rest room? A: Say, "Nice dick."Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection? A: An itchy, twitchy t

: #Laughs An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her, "I don't know how to tell you this dear, but the stock market crashed, and I'm afraid we're broke."The wife says, "No, we're not.

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout? A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

: #Laughs Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.

: #Laughs Mary: Do you think my sister's pretty ? Gary: Well, let's just say if you pulled her pigtail she'd probably say 'oink, oink '!
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