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: #Laughs Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed glanced over and noticed that Ted's penis was twisted like a corkscrew.

: #Laughs This Marine drill instructor, completely frazzled by the ineptitude of his recruits, burst into a blue streak of swearing hot enough to blister paint.

: #Laughs |The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on GLOBAL ORGANIZED CRIME.

: #Laughs Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance. 'Teddy,' he called, 'how many more times have I got to tell you to come down the stairs quietly? Now, go back up and come down like a civilised human being.' Ther

: #Laughs How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label.

: #Laughs How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you over, holds you down and fucks you?.up the arse with her clitoris.

: #Laughs "Doctor, doctor!" said the panic-stricken woman, "my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and he's swallowed a mouse! What shall I do?" "Quite simple," said the doctor calmly.

: #Laughs One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which should be in charge.The brain said "I do all the thinking so I'm the mostimportant and I should be in charge."The eyes said "I see everything and let the rest of youknow w

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis? A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army.
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