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: #Laughs "Outside a dog, a book is a great companion.

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: #Laughs A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.He told them to bug

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: #Laughs Dont' Wake the Baby by Elsie Cries

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: #Laughs Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? - A: Light mouse work.

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: #Laughs How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American commit suicide? He tells this joke to a Russian.

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: #Laughs Why was Tigger lickin' the toilet?Cause he was lookin' for Pooh!

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: #Laughs There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island.One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes.All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each.The brunette said, "I wish

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: #Laughs Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None.

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: #Laughs The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3) Submarine screen door 4) A book on how to read 5) Inflatable dart board 6) A dictionary index 7) Ejector seat in a helicopter 8) Powdered water 9) Pedal-power

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: #Laughs What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha...

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: #Laughs What's a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ? A bear faced lyre !

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: #Laughs A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute...

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthea ! Anthea who ? Anthea get home by 8 O'clock, or else !

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: #Laughs |When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested, we call him a defense lawyer.

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: #Laughs |Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.

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: #Laughs The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her hair was soft her eyes were blue,I new just what she wanted me to do,Her skin was smooth her legs were fine.I ran my finger down her spin.I don't know how but i tried my best,

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: #Laughs First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy storm.

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: #Laughs "Outside a dog, a book is a great companion.

: #Laughs A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.He told them to bug

: #Laughs Dont' Wake the Baby by Elsie Cries

: #Laughs Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do? - A: Light mouse work.

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: #Laughs How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American commit suicide? He tells this joke to a Russian.

: #Laughs Why was Tigger lickin' the toilet?Cause he was lookin' for Pooh!

: #Laughs There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island.One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes.All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each.The brunette said, "I wish

: #Laughs Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None.

: #Laughs The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3) Submarine screen door 4) A book on how to read 5) Inflatable dart board 6) A dictionary index 7) Ejector seat in a helicopter 8) Powdered water 9) Pedal-power

: #Laughs What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?Ha..ha...

: #Laughs What's a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ? A bear faced lyre !

: #Laughs A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute...

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthea ! Anthea who ? Anthea get home by 8 O'clock, or else !

: #Laughs |When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal gets arrested, we call him a defense lawyer.

: #Laughs |Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.

: #Laughs The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her hair was soft her eyes were blue,I new just what she wanted me to do,Her skin was smooth her legs were fine.I ran my finger down her spin.I don't know how but i tried my best,

: #Laughs First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy storm.

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