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: #Laughs Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.

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: #Laughs We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable.

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: #Laughs A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one of the players returned fromthe bathroom with an urgent report.

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: #Laughs What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

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: #Laughs Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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: #Laughs Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ? They couldn't, they were adders !

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: #Laughs Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater? To hide his flea collar.

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: #Laughs A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "Well honey..." said the slightly prudish mother, "the stork brought you to us." "Oh," said the boy, "and how did you and daddy get born?" "Oh, the stork

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: #Laughs Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminatinghunger.

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: #Laughs "Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

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: #Laughs The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.But did you know that:660 - Approximate number of the BeastDCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast666.0000 - Number of the High Precision B

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: #Laughs Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.Agent: Whoa there just a minute, Susan; it doesn't work quite like that.

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: #Laughs What do you put in a www.ashing machine? Net curtains!

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: #Laughs |Three women are about to be executed for crimes.

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: #Laughs Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they'd look silly with long hair !

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: #Laughs Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

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: #Laughs What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.

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: #Laughs Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.

: #Laughs We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable.

: #Laughs A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one of the players returned fromthe bathroom with an urgent report.

: #Laughs What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

: #Laughs Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

: #Laughs Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ? They couldn't, they were adders !

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs 8.

: #Laughs Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater? To hide his flea collar.

: #Laughs A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "Well honey..." said the slightly prudish mother, "the stork brought you to us." "Oh," said the boy, "and how did you and daddy get born?" "Oh, the stork

: #Laughs Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminatinghunger.

: #Laughs "Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

: #Laughs The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.But did you know that:660 - Approximate number of the BeastDCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast666.0000 - Number of the High Precision B

: #Laughs Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany ...Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money.Agent: Whoa there just a minute, Susan; it doesn't work quite like that.

: #Laughs What do you put in a www.ashing machine? Net curtains!

: #Laughs |Three women are about to be executed for crimes.

: #Laughs Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they'd look silly with long hair !

: #Laughs Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

: #Laughs What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.

: #Laughs Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.

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