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: #Laughs If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent by Marisa

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: #Laughs At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was addressing harsh criticism of being "lifeless as a statue." "That is absurd," Gore stoically stated.

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: #Laughs What did the woodworm say to the chair ? It's been nice gnawing you !

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: #Laughs What's the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader

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: #Laughs There's this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which is California, and he want's to live in the largest state of America which is Alaska.So he goes there for a few weeks and decides he wants to become a fully-fledged Alskan

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: #Laughs |Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

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: #Laughs How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar? She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'

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: #Laughs Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!

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: #Laughs During an army basic training, the lieutenant took the batch on a match and asked each of them where home was.

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: #Laughs Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

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: #Laughs What lives in gum trees ? Stick insects !

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: #Laughs Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

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: #Laughs A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable morals that lived in his apartment complex.

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: #Laughs An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival.

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: #Laughs As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint.

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: #Laughs Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having "retired," with million in endorsements, makes 8,100 a day, working or not.$ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes ,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his hea

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: #Laughs Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!

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: #Laughs PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!

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: #Laughs If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent by Marisa

: #Laughs At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was addressing harsh criticism of being "lifeless as a statue." "That is absurd," Gore stoically stated.

: #Laughs What did the woodworm say to the chair ? It's been nice gnawing you !

: #Laughs What's the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader

: #Laughs There's this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which is California, and he want's to live in the largest state of America which is Alaska.So he goes there for a few weeks and decides he wants to become a fully-fledged Alskan

: #Laughs |Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"

: #Laughs How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar? She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'

: #Laughs Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!

: #Laughs During an army basic training, the lieutenant took the batch on a match and asked each of them where home was.

: #Laughs Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

: #Laughs What lives in gum trees ? Stick insects !

: #Laughs Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."

: #Laughs A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable morals that lived in his apartment complex.

: #Laughs An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival.

: #Laughs As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint.

: #Laughs Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having "retired," with million in endorsements, makes 8,100 a day, working or not.$ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes ,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his hea

: #Laughs Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!

: #Laughs PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!

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