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: #Laughs A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, "Does this fellow have any money ?" The daughter shook her head sadly.

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: #Laughs |At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35.

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: #Laughs When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE'RE DEADThe Wall Street Journal:DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDSNational Enquirer:O.J.

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: #Laughs What is a dogs favourite flower ? Anything in your garden !

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: #Laughs Questions: 1.

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: #Laughs Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear(to be sung to "Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland")Lacy things - the wife is missin,Didn't ask - her permission,I'm wearin' her clothes,Her silk pantyhose,Walkin' round in women's underwear.In the store - there's a t

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: #Laughs Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT

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: #Laughs A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a horse.

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: #Laughs Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light on!!!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds.

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: #Laughs Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he says, "How much?"She says, "Twenty bucks."He says, "All right."They climb down under the boardwalk, and he bangs her.

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: #Laughs What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? I'm at your service, ma'am.

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: #Laughs Why can't Santa have children? He only comes once a year.

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: #Laughs Mrs.

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: #Laughs Who is the oldest singer on the Internet? Click Jagger.

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: #Laughs Waiter, are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !

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: #Laughs An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shovelling."To the Chi

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: #Laughs "Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade."

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: #Laughs |A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift.

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: #Laughs whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes...

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: #Laughs A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, "Does this fellow have any money ?" The daughter shook her head sadly.

: #Laughs |At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35.

: #Laughs When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE'RE DEADThe Wall Street Journal:DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDSNational Enquirer:O.J.

: #Laughs What is a dogs favourite flower ? Anything in your garden !

: #Laughs Questions: 1.

: #Laughs Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear(to be sung to "Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland")Lacy things - the wife is missin,Didn't ask - her permission,I'm wearin' her clothes,Her silk pantyhose,Walkin' round in women's underwear.In the store - there's a t

: #Laughs Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT

: #Laughs A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a horse.

: #Laughs Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light on!!!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds.

: #Laughs Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he says, "How much?"She says, "Twenty bucks."He says, "All right."They climb down under the boardwalk, and he bangs her.

: #Laughs What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? I'm at your service, ma'am.

: #Laughs Why can't Santa have children? He only comes once a year.

: #Laughs Mrs.

: #Laughs Who is the oldest singer on the Internet? Click Jagger.

: #Laughs Waiter, are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !

: #Laughs An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shovelling."To the Chi

: #Laughs "Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade."

: #Laughs |A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift.

: #Laughs whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes...

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