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: #Laughs If IBM made toasters ...They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted for overnight toasting.

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: #Laughs A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat.

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: #Laughs One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story.

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: #Laughs Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!

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: #Laughs What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.

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: #Laughs A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered that it was their 50th Anniversary."Guess what, darling," he said, "Fifty years ago today you and I were wed.""And we ate our first honeymoon breakfast at this very table,"

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: #Laughs For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:"You are not getting older,You are just getting better."When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said, "Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top, and 'You are just

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: #Laughs Q: What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? A: Ok you 2, dont start anything

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None - it should be open when she brings it to you!

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: #Laughs What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !

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: #Laughs |A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turns to the second drunk, and asks the same question.

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: #Laughs Why did your sister feed money to her cow ? Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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: #Laughs |What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling Stones?A member of the Rolling Stones says, "Hey you! Get off my cloud!" The Scot says, "Hey McCloud, get off my ewe!"

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: #Laughs And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime a fighter would go down, he'd start counting "10, 9,8...."

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: #Laughs One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of a sudden, she heard this soft crying from down below.

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: #Laughs This is a passenger announcement.

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: #Laughs What's black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the line !

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: #Laughs |The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the clerk labored to get the new cash register to cooperate.At one point she wailed "Oh no, NOW what do I do ? It just rang up sixty-four thousand, five hundered seventy fou

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: #Laughs If IBM made toasters ...They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted for overnight toasting.

: #Laughs A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat.

: #Laughs One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story.

: #Laughs Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!

: #Laughs What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.

: #Laughs A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered that it was their 50th Anniversary."Guess what, darling," he said, "Fifty years ago today you and I were wed.""And we ate our first honeymoon breakfast at this very table,"

: #Laughs For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:"You are not getting older,You are just getting better."When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said, "Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top, and 'You are just

: #Laughs Q: What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? A: Ok you 2, dont start anything

: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None - it should be open when she brings it to you!

: #Laughs What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !

: #Laughs |A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turns to the second drunk, and asks the same question.

: #Laughs Why did your sister feed money to her cow ? Because she wanted to get rich milk.

: #Laughs |What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!

: #Laughs What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling Stones?A member of the Rolling Stones says, "Hey you! Get off my cloud!" The Scot says, "Hey McCloud, get off my ewe!"

: #Laughs And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime a fighter would go down, he'd start counting "10, 9,8...."

: #Laughs One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of a sudden, she heard this soft crying from down below.

: #Laughs This is a passenger announcement.

: #Laughs What's black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the line !

: #Laughs |The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the clerk labored to get the new cash register to cooperate.At one point she wailed "Oh no, NOW what do I do ? It just rang up sixty-four thousand, five hundered seventy fou

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