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: #Laughs Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna

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: #Laughs A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher.

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: #Laughs Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold? BITING humour!

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: #Laughs God created the donkey & said to him : " You will work unceasingly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back.

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: #Laughs |A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He's got his jogging suit on.

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: #Laughs A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in loveand going to get married.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is a blonde like Australia? A: They're both down under, and no one cares.

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: #Laughs What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? The Brit Awarts !

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: #Laughs |Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to invest

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: #Laughs Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.

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: #Laughs |Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do.Baloney buh-lo'-nee: Where some hemlines fall.Bernadette burn'-a-det: The act of torching a mortgage.Burglarize

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: #Laughs One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"

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: #Laughs What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !

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: #Laughs One vampire to the other : " Let's go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner"!

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: #Laughs What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? - "Hey, little girl, you want to buy some candy?"

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: #Laughs |Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.Q: What's a tuba for?A: 1 1/2 X 3 1/2.Q: There are two tubaplayers sitting in a car.

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: #Laughs A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs.

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: #Laughs One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen."What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband."Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains u

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: #Laughs Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna

: #Laughs A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher.

: #Laughs Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold? BITING humour!

: #Laughs God created the donkey & said to him : " You will work unceasingly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back.

: #Laughs |A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.

: #Laughs Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He's got his jogging suit on.

: #Laughs A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in loveand going to get married.

: #Laughs Q: Why is a blonde like Australia? A: They're both down under, and no one cares.

: #Laughs What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? The Brit Awarts !

: #Laughs |Politicians accidentA bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to invest

: #Laughs Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.

: #Laughs |Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do.Baloney buh-lo'-nee: Where some hemlines fall.Bernadette burn'-a-det: The act of torching a mortgage.Burglarize

: #Laughs One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"

: #Laughs What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !

: #Laughs One vampire to the other : " Let's go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner"!

: #Laughs What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? - "Hey, little girl, you want to buy some candy?"

: #Laughs |Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.Q: What's a tuba for?A: 1 1/2 X 3 1/2.Q: There are two tubaplayers sitting in a car.

: #Laughs A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs.

: #Laughs One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in the kitchen."What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband."Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I found whips, handcuffs and chains u

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