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: #Laughs The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, "Master Chief Barneshas the heart of a tiny child .

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: #Laughs A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Oklahoma, being friendly and all said, "So, where y'all from?" The Wisconsin girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition

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: #Laughs People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have always thought that gas was a good value (especially if you were to take the [CO].30, [CO].40 per gallon tax off at the pump)! Obviously others need a little convinci

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: #Laughs A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.

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: #Laughs There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for women.This is because if a women wants someone to talk dirty to her she can justgo to work.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

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: #Laughs What goes "knio, knio?" A backward pig.

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: #Laughs Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex.Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure.

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: #Laughs You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who...had more on her body than on her mind?was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean?took an hour to cook Minute Rice?got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?was an M.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of her legs and was still stuck.

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: #Laughs Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!""Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs fordinner!""Really?"Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!'"

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ? Permanent waves !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbie ! Barbie who ? Barbie Q !

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: #Laughs Kennen was having a drink in a saloon when his neighbor, Stakely, came rushing in.

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: #Laughs |There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth!

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' !

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: #Laughs The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, "Master Chief Barneshas the heart of a tiny child .

: #Laughs A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Oklahoma, being friendly and all said, "So, where y'all from?" The Wisconsin girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition

: #Laughs People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have always thought that gas was a good value (especially if you were to take the [CO].30, [CO].40 per gallon tax off at the pump)! Obviously others need a little convinci

: #Laughs A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.

: #Laughs There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for women.This is because if a women wants someone to talk dirty to her she can justgo to work.

: #Laughs Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

: #Laughs What goes "knio, knio?" A backward pig.

: #Laughs Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex.Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure.

: #Laughs You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who...had more on her body than on her mind?was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean?took an hour to cook Minute Rice?got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?was an M.

: #Laughs Yo mama's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of her legs and was still stuck.

: #Laughs Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!""Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs fordinner!""Really?"Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!'"

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ? Permanent waves !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbie ! Barbie who ? Barbie Q !

: #Laughs Kennen was having a drink in a saloon when his neighbor, Stakely, came rushing in.

: #Laughs |There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth!

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' !

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