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: #Laughs Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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: #Laughs There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he'd never left it on its own.

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: #Laughs First monster: I have a hunch.

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: #Laughs "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size.""Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his."Oh, yes," he answered.

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: #Laughs How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.

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: #Laughs An elderly woman went into the doctor's office.

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: #Laughs What is worse than an alligator with toothache ? A centipede with athlete's foot !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Avery ! Avery who ? Avery time I come to your house we go through this !

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: #Laughs Mr.

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: #Laughs How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet? They were both dating the same girl in high school.

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: #Laughs What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.

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: #Laughs Why were you late ? Sorry, teacher, I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

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: #Laughs An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on a rock.

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: #Laughs Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.

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: #Laughs A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the bartender beat him up.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny's test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you know?Teacher: On question #1, Johnny put down "I don't know".

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: #Laughs How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?

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: #Laughs How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? "We just report the facts, we don't change them."

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: #Laughs What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? - "Hey, little girl, you want to buy some candy?"

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: #Laughs What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital? Albunny, New York!

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: #Laughs Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

: #Laughs There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he'd never left it on its own.

: #Laughs First monster: I have a hunch.

: #Laughs "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife," the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, "but I don't know her size.""Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his."Oh, yes," he answered.

: #Laughs How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.

: #Laughs An elderly woman went into the doctor's office.

: #Laughs What is worse than an alligator with toothache ? A centipede with athlete's foot !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Avery ! Avery who ? Avery time I come to your house we go through this !

: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet? They were both dating the same girl in high school.

: #Laughs What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.

: #Laughs Why were you late ? Sorry, teacher, I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

: #Laughs An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on a rock.

: #Laughs Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.

: #Laughs A guy walked into a bar and said "Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender." But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the bartender beat him up.

: #Laughs Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny's test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you know?Teacher: On question #1, Johnny put down "I don't know".

: #Laughs How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?

: #Laughs How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? "We just report the facts, we don't change them."

: #Laughs What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? - "Hey, little girl, you want to buy some candy?"

: #Laughs What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital? Albunny, New York!

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