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: #Laughs Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After the examination the physician motioned for her to meet him in the hallway.

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: #Laughs Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance.

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: #Laughs An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went to a sex therapist and was advised to try sexercises.

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: #Laughs A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it.

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: #Laughs A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

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: #Laughs "Waiter, waiter,there's a hand in my soup." "That's not your soup, sir, that's your finger bowl."

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: #Laughs I was making love to this girl and she started crying.

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: #Laughs |If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.In marriage, the bridge gets a shower.

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: #Laughs Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.

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: #Laughs Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE? One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem.

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: #Laughs The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home.

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: #Laughs An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw? A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird.

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: #Laughs An old drunk stumbles into a confessional.

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: #Laughs Waiter, what's this bug doing waltzing around my table ! It's the band, sir, they are playing his tune !

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: #Laughs A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did.

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: #Laughs A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the world in an attempt to lose weight? He tried the Scarsdale diet, the Navy diet, Weight Watchers, and many more.

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: #Laughs What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!

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: #Laughs John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian where he'd first had sex."It was right down there by that tree.

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: #Laughs Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After the examination the physician motioned for her to meet him in the hallway.

: #Laughs Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance.

: #Laughs An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went to a sex therapist and was advised to try sexercises.

: #Laughs A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it.

: #Laughs A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting.

: #Laughs "Waiter, waiter,there's a hand in my soup." "That's not your soup, sir, that's your finger bowl."

: #Laughs I was making love to this girl and she started crying.

: #Laughs |If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.In marriage, the bridge gets a shower.

: #Laughs Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.

: #Laughs Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE? One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem.

: #Laughs The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home.

: #Laughs An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw? A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird.

: #Laughs An old drunk stumbles into a confessional.

: #Laughs Waiter, what's this bug doing waltzing around my table ! It's the band, sir, they are playing his tune !

: #Laughs A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did.

: #Laughs A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the world in an attempt to lose weight? He tried the Scarsdale diet, the Navy diet, Weight Watchers, and many more.

: #Laughs What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!

: #Laughs John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian where he'd first had sex."It was right down there by that tree.

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