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: #Laughs There once was a German schoolteacher.

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: #Laughs Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit."Do you have anything to declare?" asked the customs inspector."No -- sssssst, bzzz - nothing at all.""How long do you plan to stay?""Oh, about -- ssssssssszzzzt, bzzz -- about three

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil...

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: #Laughs |A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin'?"The driver said, "You buyin'?"

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: #Laughs Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he read the label, and it said 'shake well before using.'

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: #Laughs A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside andsaid, "If you don't do the following, your husband willsurely die".

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: #Laughs Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden.

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: #Laughs OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "whats in the box".The man says "I'll show ya' if you get me a beer." So of course the bar tender gets the man a beer, the man drinks it, and he pulls out a lit

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: #Laughs "Flight 1234, are you ready to copy holding instructions?" "Center, make that request on the next frequency...."

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: #Laughs Q: Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown? A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?... A month later he was picking his teeth

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: #Laughs Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face? A: Learning to eat with a fork.

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: #Laughs Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!-Johnny Carson

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: #Laughs |What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!

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: #Laughs What tea do footballers drink ? Penaltea !

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: #Laughs FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty.

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: #Laughs What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun.

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: #Laughs "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ? Bolzano the door !

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: #Laughs There once was a German schoolteacher.

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: #Laughs Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit."Do you have anything to declare?" asked the customs inspector."No -- sssssst, bzzz - nothing at all.""How long do you plan to stay?""Oh, about -- ssssssssszzzzt, bzzz -- about three

: #Laughs Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil...

: #Laughs |A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin'?"The driver said, "You buyin'?"

: #Laughs Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he read the label, and it said 'shake well before using.'

: #Laughs A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside andsaid, "If you don't do the following, your husband willsurely die".

: #Laughs Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden.

: #Laughs OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "whats in the box".The man says "I'll show ya' if you get me a beer." So of course the bar tender gets the man a beer, the man drinks it, and he pulls out a lit

: #Laughs "Flight 1234, are you ready to copy holding instructions?" "Center, make that request on the next frequency...."

: #Laughs Q: Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown? A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?... A month later he was picking his teeth

: #Laughs Q: How did a blind man get poke marks on his face? A: Learning to eat with a fork.

: #Laughs Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!-Johnny Carson

: #Laughs |What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!

: #Laughs What tea do footballers drink ? Penaltea !

: #Laughs FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty.

: #Laughs What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun.

: #Laughs "Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ? Bolzano the door !

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