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: #Laughs Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.

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: #Laughs There once was this bar with a sign in its window.

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: #Laughs John: "I'm a man of few words." Bill: "I'm married, too."

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: #Laughs I'd say he was spineless.

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: #Laughs Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and my roommate asked me if he could use my coffee maker.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!

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: #Laughs Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues !

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: #Laughs Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

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: #Laughs What is New Jersey's state bird? The common House Fly.

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: #Laughs A cowboy walks in to a bar and says," I want a beer." So after he drank his beer he was about to leave then he noticed that his horse was gone.He shouted," if i dont get my horse back after this beer i am gonna have to do what i di

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Are you good at math ? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math !

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: #Laughs A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head. "Hmmm," said the doctor.

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: #Laughs Gross pay: 22.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22 Rual Tax4.44 Back Tax1.11 Front Tax1.16 Side tax1.61 Up Tax2.22 Down Tax1.11 Knickknack Tax1.98 Hackensack Tax3.93 Thumbtax0.98 Carpe

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: #Laughs There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all up in space.

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: #Laughs Bob, who's gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at a gay bar.

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: #Laughs How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo

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: #Laughs How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

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: #Laughs Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 1

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Amaso ! Amaso who ? Amaso sorry you don't remember me !

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: #Laughs Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.

: #Laughs There once was this bar with a sign in its window.

: #Laughs John: "I'm a man of few words." Bill: "I'm married, too."

: #Laughs I'd say he was spineless.

: #Laughs Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and my roommate asked me if he could use my coffee maker.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!

: #Laughs Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues !

: #Laughs Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

: #Laughs What is New Jersey's state bird? The common House Fly.

: #Laughs A cowboy walks in to a bar and says," I want a beer." So after he drank his beer he was about to leave then he noticed that his horse was gone.He shouted," if i dont get my horse back after this beer i am gonna have to do what i di

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Teacher: Are you good at math ? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math !

: #Laughs A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head. "Hmmm," said the doctor.

: #Laughs Gross pay: 22.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22 Rual Tax4.44 Back Tax1.11 Front Tax1.16 Side tax1.61 Up Tax2.22 Down Tax1.11 Knickknack Tax1.98 Hackensack Tax3.93 Thumbtax0.98 Carpe

: #Laughs There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all up in space.

: #Laughs Bob, who's gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at a gay bar.

: #Laughs How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo

: #Laughs How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

: #Laughs Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 1

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Amaso ! Amaso who ? Amaso sorry you don't remember me !

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