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: #Laughs A new list of the "World's Shortest Books":STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED-by Elizabeth TaylorBEAUTY SECRETS-by Janet RenoHOME BUILT AIRPLANES-by John DenverDOWN HILL SKIING-by Sonny BonoHOW TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL-by Dan MarinoFLYING AT NIGHT-by JFK, Jr

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: #Laughs The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

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: #Laughs A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven.

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: #Laughs |A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles.

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: #Laughs Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.

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: #Laughs Understanding Your PaycheckGROSS PAY: 22.02INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERSTATE TAX COUNTY TAX 244.40 45.21 61.10 5.89 6.11CITY TAX RURAL TAX BACK TAX FRONT TAX

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: #Laughs Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home? A: They put parking meters on the roof!

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: #Laughs Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My Aunt Boy: No, it's an elephant.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.

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: #Laughs How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it.

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: #Laughs There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction, and crashed in the jungle.A few days later, Pepsi sent a rescue plane to search for the plane and crew.They found the wreckage, but were not able to locate the c

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: #Laughs What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

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: #Laughs A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home.

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: #Laughs An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing waswrong with them.

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: #Laughs I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test.

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: #Laughs Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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: #Laughs Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds.

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: #Laughs From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974, by Representative Craig Hosmer[R-California].

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: #Laughs A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life.

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: #Laughs A new list of the "World's Shortest Books":STAYING HAPPILY MARRIED-by Elizabeth TaylorBEAUTY SECRETS-by Janet RenoHOME BUILT AIRPLANES-by John DenverDOWN HILL SKIING-by Sonny BonoHOW TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL-by Dan MarinoFLYING AT NIGHT-by JFK, Jr

: #Laughs The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field.

: #Laughs Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

: #Laughs A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven.

: #Laughs |A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles.

: #Laughs Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony.

: #Laughs Understanding Your PaycheckGROSS PAY: 22.02INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERSTATE TAX COUNTY TAX 244.40 45.21 61.10 5.89 6.11CITY TAX RURAL TAX BACK TAX FRONT TAX

: #Laughs Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home? A: They put parking meters on the roof!

: #Laughs Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My Aunt Boy: No, it's an elephant.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.

: #Laughs How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it.

: #Laughs There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction, and crashed in the jungle.A few days later, Pepsi sent a rescue plane to search for the plane and crew.They found the wreckage, but were not able to locate the c

: #Laughs What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

: #Laughs A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home.

: #Laughs An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing waswrong with them.

: #Laughs I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test.

: #Laughs Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

: #Laughs Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds.

: #Laughs From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974, by Representative Craig Hosmer[R-California].

: #Laughs A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life.

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