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: #Laughs What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"

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: #Laughs Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an old farmer for 0.

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: #Laughs When He Says - He Really Means ------------ - ---------------- Do you have the time? - to go to bedHello - Let's cut the talk and go have sex.How are you? - in bed, I mean.I'd like a discreet relationship.

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: #Laughs There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in the grocery store check-out line.

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: #Laughs "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man's broken leg."Well, doc, 25 years ago ...""Never mind the past.

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: #Laughs Never raise your hands to your kids.

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: #Laughs What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car? They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare!

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: #Laughs |There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, sh

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: #Laughs You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

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: #Laughs A city child came running into the farmhouse.

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: #Laughs Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country.

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: #Laughs A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel.

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: #Laughs Have you seen www.hook.com? Yes, it's already caught my eye.

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: #Laughs Does DEC still make toasters...? They made good toasters in the '70s, didn't they?

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: #Laughs Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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: #Laughs Ruby Alice walked up to the desk of a Bowling Green motel and signed the register with the letter "O." "Why'd you put that circle down?" asked the clerk.

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: #Laughs What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ? A grasshover !

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: #Laughs What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? "Why does it work?"What does a graduate student with an engineering degree ask? "How does it work?"What does a graduate student with an accounting degree ask? "How much will it cost?"What

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: #Laughs What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"

: #Laughs Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an old farmer for 0.

: #Laughs When He Says - He Really Means ------------ - ---------------- Do you have the time? - to go to bedHello - Let's cut the talk and go have sex.How are you? - in bed, I mean.I'd like a discreet relationship.

: #Laughs There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in the grocery store check-out line.

: #Laughs "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man's broken leg."Well, doc, 25 years ago ...""Never mind the past.

: #Laughs Never raise your hands to your kids.

: #Laughs What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car? They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare!

: #Laughs |There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, sh

: #Laughs You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

: #Laughs A city child came running into the farmhouse.

: #Laughs Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country.

: #Laughs A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel.

: #Laughs Have you seen www.hook.com? Yes, it's already caught my eye.

: #Laughs Does DEC still make toasters...? They made good toasters in the '70s, didn't they?

: #Laughs Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

: #Laughs Ruby Alice walked up to the desk of a Bowling Green motel and signed the register with the letter "O." "Why'd you put that circle down?" asked the clerk.

: #Laughs What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ? A grasshover !

: #Laughs What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? "Why does it work?"What does a graduate student with an engineering degree ask? "How does it work?"What does a graduate student with an accounting degree ask? "How much will it cost?"What

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