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: #Laughs A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet abeautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."The frog is thrilled, "This is great!"Will

: #Laughs Did you hear about the lawyer whose divorce ended up in a nasty custody fight about a dog? When the lawyer won, the dog bit him.

: #Laughs |While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3."They got out and measured their rig, which was 12'4.""What do you think?" one asked the other.The driver looked around care

: #Laughs In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar. Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!

: #Laughs |Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.It i

: #Laughs Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt's your decision: The correct decision should be obvious by nowDo what you want: You'll pay for this laterWe need to talk: I need to complainSure...go ahead: I don't want you to.I'm not upse

: #Laughs When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failed experiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was a demagogue. When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was an evil empire, I knew he was a dangerous ko

: #Laughs One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate.

: #Laughs How do we know that the "Toothbrush" was invented in West Virginia? - Had it been invented anywhere else it would have been called a "Teethbrush".

: #Laughs Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage? She's afraid they'll bring down the house.
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