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: #Laughs When Shall We Meet Again ? by Miles Apart

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: #Laughs What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath.

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: #Laughs Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard, 2) Jesus was a Lousy Carpenter.

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: #Laughs A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying.

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: #Laughs |Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse in the world?A clotheshorse!Why do pigs never recover from illness?Because you have to kill them before you cure them!What do you call a pig who's been arrested for

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ? An animal that puts you out a night !

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: #Laughs Why do dinosaurs climb trees? There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus!

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: #Laughs When does a dog go "moo" ? When it is learning a new language !

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: #Laughs What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !

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: #Laughs Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator? Customer: No, thanks.

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: #Laughs What did the spider say to the fly ? We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?

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: #Laughs What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told her to shut up twice.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.

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: #Laughs Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt shaker yet ? Son: Not yet.

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: #Laughs There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him.

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: #Laughs A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs Policeman: What do you think you're doing parking your car there? Motorist: I thought it was good place.

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: #Laughs |What is a mouse's favorite record?'Please cheese me'!

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: #Laughs When Shall We Meet Again ? by Miles Apart

: #Laughs What kind of bath can you take without water? A sun bath.

: #Laughs Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard, 2) Jesus was a Lousy Carpenter.

: #Laughs A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying.

: #Laughs |Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse in the world?A clotheshorse!Why do pigs never recover from illness?Because you have to kill them before you cure them!What do you call a pig who's been arrested for

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ? An animal that puts you out a night !

: #Laughs |5.

: #Laughs Why do dinosaurs climb trees? There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus!

: #Laughs When does a dog go "moo" ? When it is learning a new language !

: #Laughs What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !

: #Laughs Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator? Customer: No, thanks.

: #Laughs What did the spider say to the fly ? We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?

: #Laughs What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told her to shut up twice.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.

: #Laughs Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt shaker yet ? Son: Not yet.

: #Laughs There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him.

: #Laughs A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs Policeman: What do you think you're doing parking your car there? Motorist: I thought it was good place.

: #Laughs |What is a mouse's favorite record?'Please cheese me'!

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