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: #Laughs Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached...Tis better to have loved and lost....than have to live with the bitch the rest of my life.What do you call a woman without an asshole? Divorced.My ex-wife is like a good laxative...she irritates the

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: #Laughs The female always make the rules.

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: #Laughs A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City.

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: #Laughs The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went.

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: #Laughs Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic The Romans had no letter 'U', and used 'V' instead for printing, meaning the Roman representation would for Barney would be: CVTE

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: #Laughs What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Te

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A: A duck filled fatty puss!Q: What kind of cat should you take into the desert?A: A first aid kitty!Q: Why do cats chase birds?A: For a lark!Q: What do cats read in the morning?A: Mewspa

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: #Laughs Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum.Knowing that mother oppossums often carry babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal.

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: #Laughs A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".

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: #Laughs |One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be .50 please." The drunk says he has no money so the barte

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: #Laughs A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with his accommodations.He complained to St.

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: #Laughs TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX...10.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock jokes! Knock Knock Who's there? Amos! Amos who? Amosquito just bit me! Knock Knock Who's there? Amy! Amy who? Amy fraid I've forgotten! Knock Knock Who's t

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: #Laughs Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn't leave tracks like snails!

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: #Laughs One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man was walking by and said, "WOW!! What a nice Gauddam Fish!"The sister said, "Sir, you shouldn't use God's name in vain." The man said, "But that's the SPECIES of the fish --- a

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: #Laughs |MURPHY'S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.

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: #Laughs How do you play Iraqi bingo? F18...B52...F18

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: #Laughs "What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer. "Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?" "No...."

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: #Laughs Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached...Tis better to have loved and lost....than have to live with the bitch the rest of my life.What do you call a woman without an asshole? Divorced.My ex-wife is like a good laxative...she irritates the

: #Laughs The female always make the rules.

: #Laughs A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City.

: #Laughs The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went.

: #Laughs Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic The Romans had no letter 'U', and used 'V' instead for printing, meaning the Roman representation would for Barney would be: CVTE

: #Laughs What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Te

: #Laughs |Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A: A duck filled fatty puss!Q: What kind of cat should you take into the desert?A: A first aid kitty!Q: Why do cats chase birds?A: For a lark!Q: What do cats read in the morning?A: Mewspa

: #Laughs Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum.Knowing that mother oppossums often carry babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal.

: #Laughs A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".

: #Laughs |One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be .50 please." The drunk says he has no money so the barte

: #Laughs A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with his accommodations.He complained to St.

: #Laughs TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX...10.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock jokes! Knock Knock Who's there? Amos! Amos who? Amosquito just bit me! Knock Knock Who's there? Amy! Amy who? Amy fraid I've forgotten! Knock Knock Who's t

: #Laughs Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn't leave tracks like snails!

: #Laughs One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man was walking by and said, "WOW!! What a nice Gauddam Fish!"The sister said, "Sir, you shouldn't use God's name in vain." The man said, "But that's the SPECIES of the fish --- a

: #Laughs |MURPHY'S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.

: #Laughs How do you play Iraqi bingo? F18...B52...F18

: #Laughs "What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer. "Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?" "No...."

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