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: #Laughs What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !

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: #Laughs Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they spy a dead horse on the side of the road and run towards it.

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: #Laughs What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ? An aero-drone !

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: #Laughs Why are Vampires Democrats? They want Gore in 2000.

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: #Laughs What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits.

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: #Laughs A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass.

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: #Laughs A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Alaska.The first night he got home, he exclaimed to his wife, "Honey, I want you to know that I haven't wasted all this time alone.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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: #Laughs |Wait a minute? Isn't IBM running this Christmas..?

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: #Laughs What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !

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: #Laughs Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer.

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: #Laughs A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members.

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: #Laughs A girl walked over to her neighbor's for her morning chat session.

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: #Laughs When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.

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: #Laughs |Ten common fishing terms explainedCatch and Release - A conservation motion that happens most often right before the local Fish and Game officer pulls over a boat that has caught over it's limit.

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: #Laughs I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son who was about 5 or6.

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: #Laughs - Who likes music? - asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right.

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: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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: #Laughs Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

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: #Laughs They're perfectly matched.

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: #Laughs What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !

: #Laughs Two starving homeless men are walking down an empty street in a quiet town.they spy a dead horse on the side of the road and run towards it.

: #Laughs What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ? An aero-drone !

: #Laughs Why are Vampires Democrats? They want Gore in 2000.

: #Laughs What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits.

: #Laughs A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass.

: #Laughs A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Alaska.The first night he got home, he exclaimed to his wife, "Honey, I want you to know that I haven't wasted all this time alone.

: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

: #Laughs |Wait a minute? Isn't IBM running this Christmas..?

: #Laughs What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !

: #Laughs Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer.

: #Laughs A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members.

: #Laughs A girl walked over to her neighbor's for her morning chat session.

: #Laughs When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.

: #Laughs |Ten common fishing terms explainedCatch and Release - A conservation motion that happens most often right before the local Fish and Game officer pulls over a boat that has caught over it's limit.

: #Laughs I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son who was about 5 or6.

: #Laughs - Who likes music? - asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right.

: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

: #Laughs Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

: #Laughs They're perfectly matched.

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