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: #Laughs Two bishops were discussing the decline in morals in the modern world. "I didn't sleep with my wife before I was married," said one clergyman self-righteously, "Did you?" "I don't know," said the other.

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: #Laughs Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose !"

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: #Laughs ELF NO.

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: #Laughs Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911.

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: #Laughs Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She's forecasting sunny spells.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cabot ! Cabot who ? Cabotret !

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: #Laughs Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Town's Fire Alarm went off ...

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: #Laughs 1...Silence, the final frontier - Where no woman has gone before.2...The undiscovered side of Banking - How to make deposits.3...Combatting the Imelda Marcos Syndrome - You don't need new shoes everyday.4...Learn how not to inflict your Diets on o

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: #Laughs Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult?A: We both do.Q: Voodoo?A: We do.Q: You do?A: Yes, voodoo.

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: #Laughs Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had to make two trips!

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders.

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: #Laughs The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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: #Laughs It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn.

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: #Laughs Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame time.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.

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: #Laughs Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.After a lengt

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: #Laughs Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.

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: #Laughs Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.

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: #Laughs "Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

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: #Laughs Two bishops were discussing the decline in morals in the modern world. "I didn't sleep with my wife before I was married," said one clergyman self-righteously, "Did you?" "I don't know," said the other.

: #Laughs Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose !"

: #Laughs ELF NO.

: #Laughs Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911.

: #Laughs Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She's forecasting sunny spells.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cabot ! Cabot who ? Cabotret !

: #Laughs Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Town's Fire Alarm went off ...

: #Laughs 1...Silence, the final frontier - Where no woman has gone before.2...The undiscovered side of Banking - How to make deposits.3...Combatting the Imelda Marcos Syndrome - You don't need new shoes everyday.4...Learn how not to inflict your Diets on o

: #Laughs Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult?A: We both do.Q: Voodoo?A: We do.Q: You do?A: Yes, voodoo.

: #Laughs Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had to make two trips!

: #Laughs Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign? Motorist: I was only following orders.

: #Laughs The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.

: #Laughs Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

: #Laughs It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn.

: #Laughs Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame time.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a slice of bread.

: #Laughs Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.After a lengt

: #Laughs Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.

: #Laughs Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.

: #Laughs "Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

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