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: #Laughs How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

: #Laughs Q: How do you take census in a Polish village? A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who catches it.

: #Laughs Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out? Because it goes right out of your head.

: #Laughs |Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.

: #Laughs How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

: #Laughs What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy? If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour, it'll probably stop whining.

: #Laughs A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

: #Laughs Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the bottom.

: #Laughs Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the road Democrat"? A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back.

: #Laughs *** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended by religious jokes.
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