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: #Laughs |A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland.

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: #Laughs There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator!

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: #Laughs There was a blonde and a brunette in a car.

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: #Laughs A woman called in a repairman to fix her television.

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: #Laughs A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting.

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: #Laughs Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer's.

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: #Laughs Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin.

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: #Laughs An old man goes to the doctor.

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: #Laughs What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a python. Oh you can't get round me like that, you know.

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: #Laughs Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? A: S&M&M.

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: #Laughs First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

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: #Laughs "Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company." "Would you spell that, please?" "Certainly.

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: #Laughs Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades.

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: #Laughs A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing.

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: #Laughs A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: "Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife ten years ago," replied the undertaker."I got married again," the man sobbed."Oh," said the undertaker.

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: #Laughs Why did the big pig want to go on stage? There was a lot of ham in him.

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: #Laughs |A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland.

: #Laughs There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator!

: #Laughs There was a blonde and a brunette in a car.

: #Laughs A woman called in a repairman to fix her television.

: #Laughs A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting.

: #Laughs Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer's.

: #Laughs Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

: #Laughs Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin.

: #Laughs An old man goes to the doctor.

: #Laughs What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a python. Oh you can't get round me like that, you know.

: #Laughs Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? A: S&M&M.

: #Laughs First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."

: #Laughs "Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company." "Would you spell that, please?" "Certainly.

: #Laughs Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades.

: #Laughs A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing.

: #Laughs A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: "Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife ten years ago," replied the undertaker."I got married again," the man sobbed."Oh," said the undertaker.

: #Laughs Why did the big pig want to go on stage? There was a lot of ham in him.

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